This is my worst fear, come to think of it. There are multiples, you know Those I’m about to face As I submit myself to the cold scrutinization Of a pulsing, merciless scanner And then there are multiples That we choose I can live in the dark. But I can’t write in the dark. And … More

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“For a lot of people, taking a standardized test such as the GRE usually engenders a number of emotions.” Exasperation. Self-disgust. Frustration. Taking the GRE means I’ve failed. I’ve failed to escape the stereotypes of my major choice and I’ve failed to fully pursue my career ambitions. I was supposed to coast by on charisma … More Phil vs. the GRE: Five Nights at Freddy’s